Mungo City
by Dee
Horne
Imagine
a world where even the woods have a trademark, multinational corporations
are more powerful than governments, and citizens never get "second
chances." Sound far fetched? Not really. Sound a bit on the far
side? No. Readers who love Gary Larson's Far Side and Douglas Adams'
Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy will enjoy Mungo City, aptly subtitled
A Novel about Globalization. This new satire by talented St. John's,
Newfoundland writer, Rutiger Knox (Daniel Brown's pen name) is one
that will echo in readers' minds long after they have closed the book.
In
Mungo City, everyone drinks Mungo Cola, "megaphone men" humiliate
the homeless and anyone else who doesn't follow the dictates of the
capitalist Multinational Corporations, Life Unscrewers remind those
they counsel that there are no second chances, and bed racing is a
sport carried out by 900 pound bedridden men. What lies outside the
cities, controlled by corporations, are The Woods ™ and The Abyss.™
Enter
Jimmy Doodle, a naïve citizen of Mungo City who is easily comforted
by soft pillows and warm cocoa. When his intelligent friend Hector,
leaves college and goes into The Woods ™, Jimmy follows him.
Sponsored by the Global Preservationists of Semi-natural Nature "Because
Green Is A Pretty Color," The Woods ™ contain life forms
that "were artificially grown from DNA preserved in the DNA Banks." The
Woods ™ have hazards, namely maintenance workers who, in a not
so veiled allusion to Monty Python, disguise themselves as trees and
shrubs and engage in cannibalism. While Hector reads the Corporate
Declaration of Disillusionment and the Life Form Handbook, Jimmy Doodle,
ironically, is a resident in the Deep-thinker Shack Place, but not
for long. Briefly, Hector imagines that Jimmy, away from the Corporate
controlled city, might "think for himself," but soon realizes
that he is hoping for too radical a transformation of his friend. Eventually,
Hector decides he's had enough of The Woods ™and leaves. Still
a sheep, Jimmy also leaves The Woods ™ only to find himself outcast.
Alienated, he seeks help from the Life Unscrewers. The counselor, however,
reminds Jimmy that when "You turned your back on Mungo Cola" then "we
turn our back on you." Set free in The Abyss ™, Jimmy attempts
to listen to his inner voice, Reflection Man, but soon ends up being
a puppet of mobsters. He's informed that "as long as you're in
Mungo City, there are two possibilities: you can either play the game
of capitalism as designed by the Corporations--which, as we've already
said, is inherently unfair--or you can play our game, the game of organized
crime."