Dan Read

Dan Read writes fiction and poetry and does not play the piano.

He feels that correct spelling is vitally important and that the rules of grammar exist only in the minds of the oppressed.

He got his English degree through the mail, cheap.

Every morning, he wakes up craving chocolate and despising communism.

His writing is influenced by a number of other writers, as well as a deep sense of mischief and a streak of hopeless romanticism.

Mr. Read resides in Vancouver, where he studies Computer Science and leads a life of quiet desperation.