Help, I'm drowning!!!
Is this you, do you feel like you're slowly being sucked under by the rat-race, or some other such ailment? Well, now with the official Church of Anarcho-Nihilism you can escape from the everyday pains suffered by (almost) everyone on the planet.

Anarcho-Nihilism was created originally as a philosophical approach to life, and was soon converted into an ideology and is now in practice as a modern religion across the globe.

Anarcho-Nihilism is founded on the principle that nothing really matters other than the priorities of each individual on the planet.  This is due to the fact that every institution we contribute to is human-made, and is thus flawed.  Thereby releasing all practicers from all responsibilities immediately and enforcing immediate gratification of basic needs.  Which simply put means that practicioners do what they want when they want in order to establish their own place wherever it is they want to establish their own place.

In order to join the Church of Anarcho-Nihilism you must send a brief philosophical background and personal details (Name, City, Country, etc.) to  Dr. James Hutchence , the creator of this revolutionary school of thought.  Upon the reception of your request, Honorable Doctor of Philosophy James Hutchence will carefully review your details and background and may select you as the next practicioner of Anarcho-Nihilism...

Unfortunately not all requests for worship will be granted as a certain level of enlightenment/frustration must be held by each applicant in order to fully understand the teachings of Dr. James Hutchence.  Do not take it as a personal affront if you are not selected to join the Church, but do continue to study and consider the world around you and feel free to re-apply when you believe you've reached a personal level beyond that of when you were rejected.  This weeding out of the unfaithful is done only to eliminate the faithless and to strengthen the Church as much as possible in order to be taken seriously.

For more information direct questions to James Hutchence via the email address given at k_hutchence@hotmail.com.

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