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Liquid Snake

The two time division championship winner, Liquid Snake will feel the punishment of trading away all his draft picks in the form of having to actually participate in the first round of the playoffs. His top end forward talent won’t be enough to overcome his incredibly weak goaltending. Plus, no more Ovechkin!

 
Forwards:

LS is led by the last two reigning Art Ross trophy winners, Daniel and Henrik Sedin. Obviously, these are two elite talents, both cracking the 90 point level last year. The two swapped 100 point seasons, Henrik two years ago, Daniel last year. These guys can kill you in a week when you’re forced to matchup against them, as they almost always cash in on each other’s goals. Whether an Art Ross/Hart Trophy repeat is possible this year remains to be seen, but you can bet that with the Sedins focused on winning a Stanley Cup, another scoring title wouldn’t be out of the question.

 

Speaking of 100 point seasons, Nicklas Backstrom hopes to be better this season after dropping from 101 points to 65 points. That’s a 36 point decrease! Backstrom was affected by Washington’s desire to play more defence clearly, but I wouldn’t anticipate his career low having an encore this year. The Capitals look more focused and determined and that should go well for Backstrom. It’s safe to say, however Ovechkin goes, that’s how Backstrom will go.

 

Pavel Datsyuk is back for another year as well. One of the cogs in the trade that got LS to give up on Alex Ovechkin, Datsyuk is one of those players who is dynamite on the ice but a lot of his real elite ability isn’t translatable to the fantasy hockey world. He does have a couple 97 point seasons under his belt, but for a guy that some consider the best player in the NHL, the production isn’t always there the way it would be for most with that title. But getting back up above 80-85 points seems to be a certainty as long as he remains healthy.

 

Phil ‘The Thrill” Kessel can finally move on from the trade that brought him to Toronto, all three draft picks have been made, the Bruins won the Stanley Cup without him and he’s still stuck in Toronto. So maybe he can’t move on after all… Hmm, anyway back to back thirty goal seasons for Kessel is basically what you can expect coming into this year. Toronto has improved themselves this season, so I would say an upswing on Kessel’s plus-minus would also be in order.

 

Steve Downie represents a guy who puts up huge PIM totals but can also chip in some points. He’s not your atypical goon and that makes him valuable and gives him some versatility. Of course playing on a team that has talented players like Martin St. Louis, Steven Stamkos and Vincent Lecavalier doesn’t hurt his cause either. If he remains healthy and doesn’t get suspended, another 20 goal season is very likely.

 

Steve Sullivan is on almost everyone’s sleeper list because of his chance of playing with Malkin and/or Crosby if/when he returns. Unfortunately, I think the diminutive left winger has seen better days and I don’t really see him lasting long on LS’ roster, personally. He could prove me wrong, but if I had to bet one way or another I’d pick the disappointment side of the argument.

 

Darren Helm is another example of why your depth will suffer if you trade away all your early draft picks. A fourth liner never has any business being on a playoff team, unless this fourth liner has first round pedigree and is a young guy trying to make his way up. Helm’s career high is 32 points, he doesn’t get penalties and I don’t really understand him being there, unless you think the Red Wings are going to play Ottawa 82 times this year.

 

Speaking of guys who don’t belong, Cal Clutterbuck also joins LS’ squad of depth misfits. All three of these picks just reek of desperation, but at least Clutterbuck can be depended on for PIMs. He won’t be good for anything more than 30 points, if that, but as I said, he usually leads the league in hits, and with that comes a few penalties (maybe even boarding majors) so it could work out okay.

 

Finally, David Perron hangs out on the IR, wondering if he’ll ever play hockey again. In the meantime, he’ll serve perfect as a mascot for LS. I think his career could be done, to be honest, it doesn’t look good for the kid, which is really sad.

 

Defense:

 
Drew Doughty leads this team, after holding out to start the year, he managed to get a clause that stated he gets paid his first year’s salary partially in Dunkin’ Doughnut vouchers. Obviously, Doughty is an elite talent playing on a very good LA Kings team with a lot of elite scoring of their own, so he should put up substantial points on the powerplay. But I don’t really think the idea of missing most of training camp is going to help Doughty in any area of his game, except his wallet and his paunch. It could take him a few games to get going, but when he does he can produce with the best of them.

 

Kevin Shattenkirk had a very solid rookie campaign, splitting his time between Colorado and St. Louis. Being a pretty significant cog in the trade to acquire Erik Johnson, clearly the Blues are high on Shattenkirk. For Shattenkirk himself, getting out of the messy Colorado situation and into a more stable St. Louis team does nothing but help him and his game. He’ll be a good number two guy for Liquid Snake.

 

After that, it gets kinda hazy. Joni Pitkanen has had good years, and he has had mediocre years. The Carolina Hurricanes haven’t really done much to improve their team on defense, and it shows. Again, this is a pick that could work out, but I would temper my expectations to a 35 point ceiling for Joni this year.

 

Jason Demers is another sleeper pick that Liquid Snake was forced to make after not keeping draft picks. Yeah, he could be good on a very deep San Jose team, but I think Brett Burns and Dan Boyle will be doing most of the scoring for the Sharks blue line, and then you’ve got to contend with Douglas Murray and ME Vlasic and I just don’t see where Demers fits in to be honest. He’s listed as playing with Colin White to start the year, which doesn’t really bode well.

 

Sami Salo brings his history of injuries to LS’ blue line. Another hail Mary pick, he will be lucky to play 50 games this year. He does have a booming shot, but his days of ten goals on the blue line are long gone. Again, questionable decision making from this manager, or maybe decision making that was forced upon him.

 

Zach Bogosian joins another fantasy team, looking to roll the dice on his draft pedigree and apparent potential. Seriously though, when do we start to label this kid a bust? I would say that this is the year where he either puts up or he vanishes from the rosters of fantasy owners everywhere. Anything less than 30 points this year and I’m calling it, bust.

 

Finally, we have Karl Alzner and yeah, I don’t even know what to say. I guess he’s young and he could break out and he does have the draft pedigree to go with that. It seems like the classic case of pick young guy on good team and hope something happens. I think he’s still a bit away from doing anything majorly dynamic, but hey, these reports are all about making me look like an idiot, right?

 
Goalies:

 
Here’s the money shot. Goaltending is a HUGE question for LS, even after he spent three keeper spots on his goaltenders. He’s led by the aging Miikka Kiprusoff, who plays in front of one of the worst teams in the NHL. Now granted, Kiprusoff could explode like he did in some previous years and put up huge numbers once more, but I simply ask, how bad does a team have to be in front of you before you start to see some goaltending regressions. Kipper is 35 this year, and he consistently plays over 70 games. That’s going to catch up with your goaltender eventually. I see a big drop for Kipper, personally.

 

After that, LS has three backup goaltenders with hopes that one of them is traded or takes over the starting job. First we have the young Cory Schneider who looks like he will one day be a legitimate number one. But I feel as though Canucks management is hesitant to trade Schneider after he looked so good giving Luongo all those days off. Still, Cory will probably get 20-22 games again this season in order to give the Canucks true number one much needed rest days.

 

After that we have Jonathan Bernier, a guy who has been talked about for the past few years and who was just finally given up on by Balls Mahoney, a true believer in youth. What does that say? Well, to me, it says Jon Quick has a legitimate hold on the starting position and isn’t about to give it up. Of course, as I write this, Bernier is down 2-0 to Buffalo, so I might be a little skewed in that regard. Either way, unless Bernier is moved to another team, I don’t really see him getting a large number of starts for the LA Kings.

                                                                                                

Finally, we have Devan Dubnyk, a guy who is definitely talented but I don’t think is quite ready. Of course, he’s also got the unpleasant position of playing behind Nikolai Khabibulin, which doesn’t help his cause. I mean, next year, the starting job might be his, but it’s still going to be a season of development and growth for the young Dubnyk. If Khabibulin gets injured, it could be trial by fire and I don’t know if you guys remember the Jeff Deslauriers experiment, but that didn’t work out well for anyone, and I think the Oilers are trying hard to avoid it happening again.

 
Closing Thoughts:

I originally had listed Liquid Snake as outside of the playoffs, but you can’t ignore his top end elite talent, but questionable depth and a rough draft could see him as a potential manager set up for a fall in the standings. I don’t see him pulling a SelKesler, but with so many good teams on the outside looking in, we could see him experience an upset.

 

FINAL PREDICTION: 5th OVERALL

 

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